What's your best friend like?

Just a little fun question. So what's your BFF like? My best friend is completely insane and really loud. Shes always shouting random things in class and just overall doing awkward things. Shes constantly shouting out the hot guys in the hallways and stalks people. Her favorite thing to do is be a public nuisance out in town and she constantly barges into my house and sleeps over without asking. She really likes screaming "I'M HOME!" when she barges in through my door to. For some reason she calls my parents mom and dad to. Sometimes she likes to embarass me and yell if anyone wants to marry me while were out walking in town. She has a habit of drawing onmy face while im sleeping to and she got herself kicked out of are nearby Walmart. So what's your BFF like?