Nudists/Naturists: How do you handle carrying more than a .25 ACP at your activities?

To tell you the truth, at the beaches and resorts I go to, I feel no reason to carry. At more dubious locations I go while clothed, I sometimes carry a 9mm in the same small backpack I keep my stuff in when I go to nudist venues. Either way, it's not going to be immediately available without being obvious and not concealed when you're naked. I suppose in states that allow open carry, you could holster it, but that... would be weird.